I don't think I write with the intention to collect a gigantic audience

I like being able to communicate with friends flung far and wide.

Blogging is just like the rest of the internet- I want people to be jealous of my life.

I worked at the public theater! I live in the best city ever!

So when my life isn't going exactly the way I planned, I don't blog at all.

Which is silly.

So let me fill you in.

The lease ran out and the roommate ran out with her boyfriend (damn him).

I went back to the parents house for a little while

and slung craft beers in a bar

that wasn't nearly as pretentious as it aspired to be.

I got pretty down, but my internet and sometimes real life best friend

reminded me to get my act together

and I took a wardrobe job out on Long Island.

I don't have a scanner

and I live pretty close to town

and a beach

and a state park

And I drive home every weekend

So the posting has been pretty sparse.

I'm still alive, though.

I've got plans of some things to tell you.

But I guess that's enough for now.

Gaga's Teacup

The other day I visited

Gaga's Workshop at Barneys

A veritable cornucopia of vaguely Gaga inspired

crap

which I admittedly would have 

blown my savings on 

were I still in High School.

I intended to buy a small gift

for my wig making, Ayn Rand-tattooed, fellow cranky Adult

from Chautauqua this summer,

but simple earrings were $25,

so I sent her a free sticker instead.

While I was there, I caught sight of this-

a crystal teacup.

A bit too fussy,

and wouldn't one with spikes be so much more fun?

Certainly people would

keep their paws off your beverage.