This article is not to be taken seriously:
they use two Manhattan-based private schools
and an art school
as their data pools.
Massaged data much?
I was known for having bags
of style when I attended
Turns out if you care even a little
people think you're a fashion plate.
is another reason to love
New York City.
Where is that sassy man
with his sweater on sideways going?
Does that woman know
she's pulling off mainstream and making it look like she thought of it herself?