Gaga's Teacup

The other day I visited

Gaga's Workshop at Barneys

A veritable cornucopia of vaguely Gaga inspired

crap

which I admittedly would have 

blown my savings on 

were I still in High School.

I intended to buy a small gift

for my wig making, Ayn Rand-tattooed, fellow cranky Adult

from Chautauqua this summer,

but simple earrings were $25,

so I sent her a free sticker instead.

While I was there, I caught sight of this-

a crystal teacup.

A bit too fussy,

and wouldn't one with spikes be so much more fun?

Certainly people would

keep their paws off your beverage.